<img style="float: left;" src="http://origin.mid-day.com/images/2022/aug/Rahul-op_e.jpg" alt="Rahul Da Cunha" width="200" height="69" />On August 15, I called Lobo Lobo, and he replied on FaceTime.&nbsp;
&ldquo;Hello&rdquo;, I said.
&ldquo;Vande Mataram,&rdquo; he answered.
&ldquo;Lobo Lobo are you a government official?&rdquo;
&ldquo;No men of cuss not.&rdquo;
&ldquo;Then say, &lsquo;Hello&rsquo;,&rdquo; I said.
&ldquo;Okay Dikuna men, chill down, I was trying to sound all dis, patriotic on de day we received de freedom from dose Brexit people!&rdquo;
On the FaceTime video screen, Lobo Lobo seemed precariously balanced on a height, carrying the Indian Tricolour, a heavy gust of wind moving him and the flag, left then right. &ldquo;Uhm, Lobo Lobo where are you and why are you draped in the Tricolour?&rdquo;
&ldquo;Dikuna men, I&rsquo;m not draped, it is socko deadly wind dat is taking me and de flag all over men from &lsquo;ere to Timbuktoo!&rdquo;
&ldquo;I see a large water tank, above you, what are you doing?&rdquo;
&ldquo;It&rsquo;s a obvious quoschun, Dikuna men, it&rsquo;s Independence Day&hellip; you don&rsquo;t know or what&hellip; &lsquo;Har Har Ghar ka Triranga&rsquo;&hellip; it means &lsquo;In every house you must have tree&nbsp; colours&rsquo;.&rdquo;
&ldquo;Uhm Lobo Lobo, that&rsquo;s a literal translation, the phrase means &lsquo;In every house an Indian flag&rsquo;&hellip; in other words, &lsquo;Every home is Indian&rsquo;.&rdquo;
&ldquo;Ya, ya whatever men, your Hindi toh is very good, I know, anyway de main ting is, we all have to put our Indian flag on one&rsquo;s own balcony, or building, tie to de window or put on your terrace to indicate your true patriotism&hellip; have you dunne dat, instead of lecturing me about good Hindi?&rdquo;
&ldquo;Uhm patriotism is in the mind...,&rdquo; I began.
&ldquo;All bunkus&hellip; it is not enuff to oni tink it, you have to prominently show it&hellip; got it?&rdquo;
&ldquo;Yes, got it!&rdquo;
&ldquo;Arre men, I&rsquo;m toh having internal issues in my own house oni, wottossay! I&rsquo;m fully tensed up.&rdquo;
&ldquo;What sort of issues?&rdquo;
&ldquo;Uffff, dat my Lalita Powa mudder-in-law, she refuses to have Indian &lsquo;jhanda&rsquo; outside her balcony, she insists on tying a Portugal flag&hellip; &rsquo;ow to argue wid &lsquo;er? Den dat cracked son of mines, Ronaldo. He&rsquo;s mad after his footer cub Manchester Club. So &lsquo;e &lsquo;as put a flag of dere club fluttering outside his window&mdash;den, &rsquo;e&rsquo;s telling to me, &lsquo;Dad, India Football Federation have been trown out of FIFA&hellip; just when footer was getting popular&hellip; so one FIFA flag is flying from &lsquo;is window, as a protest.
Den deres my daughter, she&rsquo;s toh one number activist, she and her frens have gone out and put flags, near every pot hole, as a reminder to de atoritiees dat dey need to buck up.
Den dat &lsquo;harami&rsquo; jeweller in my society, Dinkar Dwarkadas, he is using dis oppotunity to advertise his jewellry store&hellip;so from nineteent floe window you can see &lsquo;Chinchi Pinchi Sweety Sonu Dwarkadas Pimpri and Sons&rsquo; flag is flying!&rdquo;
In the video I could see, Lobo Lobo looking like Tenzing Norgay atop Mt Everest holding the flag.&nbsp;
&ldquo;So, to get back to the original question where are you at the moment, are you shooting a Tik Tok video?&rdquo; &nbsp;
&ldquo;No Tik Tok video, as building secretary, it is my duty, to place de &lsquo;jhanda&rsquo; for my&nbsp;
Virar high-rise building in a prominent place. I first tought of de entrance, but one number tree has fallen ezzactly dere oni&hellip; our building is, Kanchenjunga Apts, it is tirty floors high, so I decided to tie de flag on our terrace &mdash;by my bad luck, dere is no place on our terrace men, two rascals who bought de top floe penthouses have included de terrace by slimily constructing private staircases&mdash;den all dose dish antennaes, which I oni installed, occupy so much place&mdash;we &lsquo;ave tree Sintex water tanks, den foe five mobile cell towers.
I cannot find any space, so am tying de flag between two dish antennas and one mobile tower.
I tell you, Dikuna men, dere is one ting abut having de tricolour on de tirty tird storey of a building.&rdquo;
&ldquo;And what is that, Lobo Lobo?&rdquo;
&ldquo;All de planes flying over will know how patriotic we are in our building! Chalo got to go men, Dikuna!&rdquo;
&ldquo;Bye,&rdquo; I said.
&ldquo;Har Ghar Triranga,&rdquo; Lobo Lobo concluded, as he almost Mary Poppined away.
Rahul daCunha is an adman, theatre director/playwright, photographer and traveller. Reach him at rahul. dacunha@mid-day.com
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“Okay Dikuna men, chill down, I was trying to sound all dis, patriotic on de day we received de freedom from dose Brexit people!”

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