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And so arrived a Great Leader, he was a conqueror, an explorer, a discoverer, a tyrant, Christopher Columbus of the modern world, a Vasco da Gama of real estate, his desire was to own the world&mdash;many poems and songs were written in his honour. Here are some of them&mdash;&nbsp;
Our Donnie lies over the White House (Sung by the people of America, in chorus, to the tune of &lsquo;My Bonnie lies over the ocean&rsquo;) Our Donnie lies over the White House Our Donnie lies over the sea Our Donnie lies over the White House Oh bring back our Donnie to me Bring back, oh bring back Oh bring back our Donnie to me (chorus) Bring back, bring back Bring back our Donnie to the White House. Old Trump Donald&nbsp; had a farm Old Trump Donald&nbsp; Had a farm U-S-U-S-A And on that farm he had Hispanics U-S-U-S-A With a Santos here And a Carlos there Here a Juan There a Jose Everywhere a Lopez Old Trump Donald Had a farm U-S-U-S-A Farmer Donald hated immigrants U-S-U-S-A Bye bye Santos,&nbsp; Bye bye Juan So long Jose Ciao Miguel Old Trump Donald Had a farm U-S-U-S-A.
Greenland is my land (Sung to the tune of &lsquo;This land is your land&rsquo;) Greenland is my land Greenland is my land From the Arctic Ocean To the Atlantic region Its rich in minerals Its geopolitically located This land was built for me and me I&rsquo;m a real estate mogul I&rsquo;m big land-grabber&nbsp; This island was built for me and me Greenland is my land Greenland is my land Greenland was made for me and me Greenland was made for me and me.
Sweet Home Amritsar (Sung to the tune of &lsquo;Sweet Home Alabama&rsquo;) Big plane keeps on flying Carry me home to my kin Singing songs about the motherland I miss Amritsar once again,&nbsp; Sweet home Amritsar Where the skies are so blue Sweet home Amritsar Oye, I&rsquo;m flying home to you One thing I wanna tell you In Washington, they love the Prezzie (boo, boo, boo!) Now we all did what we could do White House does not bother me, uh-uh Does your conscience bother you?&nbsp; Trump, tell the truth Does your conscience bother you Sweet home Amritsar Where the skies are so blue Sweet home Amarinder (oh, my brother) Oye, I&rsquo;m flying home to you (here I come, ) Ah-ah-ah (can you feel that?), Amritsar Ah-ah-ah, Amarinder Ah-ah-ah, Jaswinder Ah-ah-ah, Tejinder Sweet home Amritsar I&rsquo;m flying home to you, brother I&rsquo;m flying home to you. &nbsp; How much is that Gaza in the window (Sung to the tune of &lsquo;How much is that doggie in the window&rsquo;) How much is that Gaza in the window&nbsp; The one that&rsquo;s all war torn, in flames How much is that Gaza in the window I do hope that Gaza&rsquo;s for sale I must take a trip to the West Bank And make all those Palestinans leave home I want to build a Riviera&nbsp; After all I&rsquo;m a real estate tycoon How much is that Gaza in the window? The one that&rsquo;s all war torn, in flames How much is that Gaza &nbsp;in the window? I do hope that Strip is for sale I read in the papers there are terrorists With bombs that go off, cause a wreck My plan is a flashy Riviera I&rsquo;ll buy the Hamas with one cheque Soon, I will buy Egypt&hellip; (and sing) How much are those Gizas in the window? The ones all pointy on top How much are those Gizas in the window? I&rsquo;ll buy Egypt and Jordan and Isreal.&nbsp; I do hope Netanyahu will sell.
Rahul daCunha is an adman, theatre director/playwright, photographer and traveller. Reach him at rahul.dacunha@mid-day.com
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