Look I’m just gonna come out and say it—I’m not a fan of  “Bennifer” as a supercouple petname or “ship name” as the hipsters call it, for Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez. I know his name is Ben… so it fits into the “pairing” of Bennifer like a glove... but it doesn’t feel right, in fact it feels like JLo gets all the glory… she just goes from Jennifer to Bennifer.

(It’s another thing that Bennifer sounds like a Parsi name).